November 11, 2013 by Musical
Me, a barely 13 year old girl, was just reading a little ‘mom’s blog’. Apparently this is the unfortunate place where Moms let out all of the fire exhaust from within the deep furnace that some Mothers conceal so easily. This snarky and sarcastic site enables Moms to express their true feelings–that is, across the entire internet world.
It just so happened that I came across the perfect article for me. It was entitled: “The Multiple Personalities Of a Tween Girl“.
It has only been but a couple months since I have entered the glorious gates of Teenager-dom, so the ‘tween’ age was not nearly forgotten. I find that post with a blatant disregard for sensitivity, and a ‘subtle’ taste of sarcastic humor.
*enter professional photograph of a teen/tween girl rolling eyes*
:Begin excessively long post regurgitating every maniacal thought that entered the mother writing’s mind:
Bleh. Just think, what if you we’re the writers daughter…how would that make you feel?
The last thing that I need to say is I don’t mean this to hurt any feelings, and it is not directed toward any individual.
Keep being crazy, but also live dangerously, and eat your veggies.