October 29, 2013 by Musical
I’ve noticed I haven’t given you a condensed version of happenings, in a long while. Soak, and bask in the brilliance of awareness.
Meat– er..MEET Bunny The Cow’s offspring! The delightful Molasses, AKA: Molly, Lassie, Moe, Lass, The Calf.
And yes, she is breastfeeding IN PUBLIC. The nerve of some cows. 😉
Now, as any proud grandparent would…
The Birth Story (condensed version)
It was a normal Friday afternoon, Meg, Myself, and the two younger homies went out to a Co-op earlier in the morning. Bunny looked as normal as a prego cow could, big and eating a lot. Normal for any pregnant mama.
Apparently (I wasn’t there, see.) my older sister had just gotten back from running errands, and noticed, there was another animal in the field with Bunny. Annie got out and checked on them, it didn’t take her long to figure out that, that was indeed a newborn calf.
About an hour after Molly was brought into the world, it started raining, very cold rain. Molly Calf was shivering, and needed to get out of the sleet. Annie tried to move Bunny, no enchilada. The only other option was to move the calf. This is a FEISTY calf, much like her mother, there would be no carrying Molly forbade it.
Long story short, Annie got Molly Calf to the smaller shed, and I got home. We then proceeded to herd Bunny Cow into the same shed.
This completes the telling of the birth of Cuppa Molasses Bunnyson.
As of a couple days ago, the milker arrived. We still haven’t gotten any milk, but it works, so hopefully soon we can start the production of Bunny Cow’s Milk (patent pending 😉 ) .
In other news, I shall start publishing a new post every Monday and Thursday.
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