Lost My Christmas Spirit.
Leave a commentFebruary 17, 2013 by Musical
Yes, Santa, hit the road jack. BE GONE. Scram!!
Well I’m glad that’s over, so anyway, today I wanted to talk- HEY! If you’d excuse me a moment….
SANTA!!! Yeah, I mean you. Get over here, Chubby! What have I told you time and a moment ago? Any guesses? Brilliant job Mr. Claus, that is exactly WRONG. I didn’t tell you time and time again to take a diet- well, I guess I did, but….anyway GET A JOB!!! Move to California, invite the grand kids over, make yourselves a ‘Dotty House’, and eat Twizzlers. In fact, I DON’T REALLY CARE, JUST LEAVE. NOW! Goodbye.
Ok, now back to what I was saying, today I wanted to talk about gratefulness….wait a second.
Santa, wait, come back Santa!!! SSSSAAAAAANNNNNNTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Oh Santa, I didn’t know you would actually leave, I mean, what about this Christmas?!?!? Oh, OK, OK, I’m sorry, Santa I AM SORRY. I know I can’t make you forgive me but, here, have some cookies. Santa, I am so sorry for taking you for granted, I promise, by my Trekkie Medal of Awesome, I will never yell at you again.
Now, back to you, my loyal viewers, I did take down the ‘winter’ header, because I have misplaced my Christmas Spirit. Too bad Santa, I’m ready for warmth.
