January 20, 2013 by Musical
((That was such a horrible rhyme, I must apologize for wasting those 5 seconds of your happy life, with my crazy shenanigans.))
Warning, this is a post about cheese. Those who HATE, or slightly dislike even, may want to skip to the end of this post, right about, NOW.
Cheese is extremely splendid. Cheese is almost always dandy, I will try to find a few ways below.
1. The kind of cheese that is really mold.
2. Cheese that has been mistreated, for example: dropped on the floor, left somewhere in a couch cushion, or such.
3. Cheese that I haven’t got.
((LET ME CLARIFY THE IMMENSE HATRED OF THE FIRST.))
Now that I think about it, all cheese is neglected at some point in their life. Most are left alone for at least 3 years, others are left longer. So, now, right after you are done reading this, go and find cheese, find it, and love it. Tell it how much you love it, but don’t stop at that, yell it to the world, “I L-O-V-E CHEESE!!!” Or, when around a group who can’t spell yet, “I LOVE CHEESE!”
Yay for cheese. 🙂
All cheese dislikers, and haters may now return.